Wednesday, July 9, 2014

When someone's father offers you a drink, say YES!

The day was a waste because I over slept but that didn't stop me from getting plastered with Peter (Andreas' Dad). He's is literally a copy of my dad but just white and German. The moment he saw me he asked "do you want a beer?" And what the hell do you think I said?

Hell yes!!!

He cracks open two Bavarian beers and breaks out some steins. Im slugging back this delicious nectar of the gods and he says, "what do you think?" And only one word needed to be said...

Delicious!!!

We get to talking and he shows me his first collection of alcohols. Of course the moment I see tanqueray I tell him I have to drink one for my dad back home, he pours me a sipper.

Prost! (Cheers)

And we drink

Before you know it Peter tells me I have to try the German Riesling and what do you think I said?

Hell yes!!!

He comes back two seconds later and we delete an entire bottle between the two of us, we reminisce some more and he asks me, "do you like whiskey?" 

YES!!!

He goes to his 2nd drinking collection grabs a bottle and pours me a sipper of a 10year single malt. It was absolutely delicious, Peter sees that I'm enjoying the whiskey and says I must now try the pears whiskey. After the pears whiskey he pours me a sipper of a flower infused whiskey. Then we try a Croatian whiskey.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

Somehow we get on the topic of cigars and he grabs me a Swiss cigar and we go outside for a smoke and chat. Jokes told, laughs had, we come back inside and have another beer.  

At this point I'm click wasted but I refuse to lose the "try this game." 

Ida (Andreas' mom) brings us some smoked Gouda cheese and we have another pears whiskey sipper. 

Peter had to have been impressed, I tried almost every drink he had and was still standing. I on the other hand was absolutely wasted and prayed for there to be nothing else to try. But Peter was ready to keep on going and so was I, I will not be a wuss in this man's house even if it kills me haha. Just as he reaches for the herb infused whiskey Ida says "Peter time for bed!" 

PRAISE THE LORD THANK YOU JESUS!!!

I have never been so happy in my entire life. I could feel myself slipping into the darkness and falling apart but I say "aww really? We were just getting started" and Peter looks up to his wife says "yes, I'm coming!" Looks back at me and says "we will continue tomorrow." I smile say "yes," but my liver screams, "HELL NO!" Hahaha

To be continued....


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