If drinking beer is wrong, then I don't wanna be right

I think my liver should protest drinking. It should pack up shop and stop processing liquid, literally I want my liver to say, "hell no we won't flow!"

If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm hungover once again, but not horrible. I can function but won't move fast. I can think but processing has taken damage. Today will be the first time on this euro trip that I don't have a drink... AHHH!!! Who am I kidding, I'm gonna get blasted for the World Cup final. 

Last night I went to a club in Germany, and it was AWESOME. You know it's going to be a good night when you pre-game with Bitburger and Jäger. I actually gagged  thinking about that... 

I was a dancing machine!

I bust out the robot, I melted the crowd with my butterfly aka tootsie-roll, and jigged my way into the hearts of hundreds last night... Or so I thought. 

Loved by many, hated by none jigged with all haha. 

Word from the wise:

If you cannot pronounce a girls name don't talk to her. It's an absolute waste of time. 

If you buy a girl a drink you also buy yourself a dance. 

if someone offers you a cig go have a smoke with them

Always start every convo with, "hi I'm from New York..." works every time

If you meet a chef ask them to cook for you

Always use movie quotes, you'll thank me later lol

Don't dance to the beat, you become a side show

Wingmen are useless over here

Finally, don't ever stop drinking. Even if it's water always look like you're drinking. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Lolol

The club was cool though, imagine bourbon street with house music lol. It was 3 levels and each level had 2 sections. Pretty cool layout, but those damn fog makers. I hope that shit isn't bad for you, I inhaled a lot unlike Bill Clinton... Too soon? 

At the end of the night, it was just like back home. Find the dude with the food that's horrible for you and feed the drunken machine haha. All in all it was a good night. 

AHHH it's the final today. 

Let's go Deutschland!!!!!!